8.16.2012

always.sometimes.never.

We're baaaaaack! 
(Me, Taylor, Ellen)

Before I get into always.something.never. I have a funny Taylor story to share.
I know you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, this is like the first time Brie has ever told a funny story that doesn't involve Ellen."
Tis' true, other things make me laugh too.
I mean not always, but they sometimes do, and it would sort of really suck if they never did.

Back to my story.
Remember this post from Taylor?
I mean...Tayor.
Yeah, I totally thought that was her name.
And when she emailed me, I almost emailed her back as "Taylor" but realized her name was "Tayor."
Good thing I caught myself, because I can only assume someone with the name Tayor gets mistakenly called Taylor at least 10x per day.
It's also a good thing that's not her real name because I really don't like the name Tayor.
Sorry if I offended any Tayors reading this post right now. (highly doubtful)
If that made zero sense, disregard everything I just wrote and remember this: her name is TayLor with an "L" in the middle.

Okay now for my A.S.N.'s!
That's what the cool kids (aka probably just me) are calling always.sometimes.never. these days.

Colton 
(isn't this the cutest photo of us ever?)
 Always: I'm always amazed at how blessed I am to have this guy in my life. He's a keeper.
Sometimes: I should sometimes do a better job at showing him how blessed I feel to have him. You see, I'm always the queen of being stubborn and when you mix in "that time of the month," it just ain't pretty.
Never: I'll never get sick of the Coltinator. Sooomeone has a new nickname! ;)
He has my whole dang heart.

Clothing
Always: see photo below
Sometimes: I sometimes come home with a new clothing item that I LOVE and 2 days later I wonder what in the world I was thinking. (Does this happen to anyone else??)
Never: The word clothing and the word never just don't go together in my vocabulary.

Blogging
Always: I always love hearing from your ladies. It seriously makes my day.
Sometimes: I sometimes get annoyed with bloggers who have seemingly perfect lives. Come. On. Your husband, kids, wardrobe, face, body, house, city, life, etc. can't always be that picture perfect.
Even supermodels have bad days.
Never: I will probably never stop reading said seemingly perfect blogs. (But I much prefer you bloggers who keep it real.)

Aaaaaand the award for my favorite always.sometimes.never. post from last week goes to Rebecca at Mommy in Heels! Go check her out, she's hilarious and the cutest pregnant mama/fashionista ever!
This is her always.sometimes.never. that took the cake for me:
Rebecca, I 100% agree! I can't freaking stand rude people with no common courtesty.

Now it's your turn!
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19 comments:

Shug in Boots said...

girl that reverse picture of y'all is 8 kinds of scary. no offense? and yes, i hate asses who can't say thank you. and people who don't wave when you let them over in traffic.

Alicia Marie said...

You two make an adorable couple, no matter who has who's face, and that's pretty impressive. HAHA

Rebecca @ Mommy in Heels said...

OMG! Yay! My very first award! Who knew being a bitch to strangers would lead me to this! hahahaahah! Thanks for reading and choosing me...I really am excited! :) Kind of give me a little extra kick in my step today!

Kenzie Smith said...

Love that story of you and Tayor :D
That is a very, um, interesting picture of you and Colton haha!
Love that Carrie Bradshaw quote!
Yay Rebecca! That is a great always, sometimes, never!

Ashley said...

Oh I love this! Do you do it every Thursday?

The Carrie Bradshaw quote....LOVEEE. Always will :)

Heather Davidson said...

haha that picture of you guys with the switched faces is super creepy and awesome. i'm clearly doing something wrong, because i couldn't get your always, sometimes, never button to show up today...instead i added as a picture and then a link. i have issues...i know.

Taylor Grace said...

Can't believe you called me out!!! Lol and I didn't even notice this when you originally emailed. Omg.

Katie said...

definitely do that with clothes. I'll even LOVE it in the dressing room and take it home and try it that day and can't even believe I bought it. I swear those mirrors are deceiving!

Dana @ five30three said...

Love this post! And love the "Tayor" story. She had emailed me so many times when she had misspelled her name and I never noticed. And I used to edit my organization's newsletter. Ummmm...wonder what else has slipped by me.

Karen Agreda said...

That picture of you and Colton cracks me up! Haha!

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simplyevani.com said...

Lol this is hilarious! Your blog has become one of my daily reads! :)

Evani
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Chelsea said...

Haha! Holding the door for someone and not having them say thank you? Totally a pet peeve!

RadiantKristen said...

I love the pictures you used! On the first one I was confused as to why you had facial hair for a minute... and then I looked at Colton's face, and almost chocked on my coleslaw!

Lily Marek said...

Thanks so much for your lovely comment on my blog! You're adorable! Following :)

Charlotte Annabel said...

Haha I can tell that was a cute photo of you to start with.. little bit scary with the switcharound though.

I agree bloggers with perfect lives irritate the crap out of me. It's the same as girls who have amazingly perfect bodies who claim they never exercise and eat burgers and pizzas all day long, or those that don't fake tan and just have that "natural" skin tone. You can always tell it's BS haha.

New follower xxx

Amy @ For the Love of Georgia said...

Seriously, how cute are you?! Even with the, um, little bit o' stubble you got goin on there... That picture is hilarious! I love these A.S.N posts- I'll have to remember to join in next week! Have a wonderful weekend =)

Michelle said...

So I didn't even get a chance to read anything before I saw that KILLER picture of you and your man. Might have spit out my drink a little. Or a lot.

AMEN about "perfect" bloggers. Just gag me with a spoon.

Kat@shop.school.sleep. said...

That is EXACTLY how I feel about gambling....no thank you. My gambling is shopping, i'd rather "lose" my money at a pair of shoes that to some hotel!! And yes I always buy something and think, "what was I thinking" although it's more like a month later.

Brookes blondereality said...

Oh my gosh that reverse pic is crazy! LOL = )