Confession: I'm ALWAYS late. I can't even make it on time to my own link-up.
Good thing I can count on Ellen and Taylor to help a girl out.
This week I've decided to dedicate "always.sometimes.never." to one of my favorite things in life: reality television. (Inspiring, I know.)
Always: I'm always up for a good ol' marathon of The Hills. Does anyone else see the irony of having the marathon on Labor Day weekend? You know, considering none of these girls have actually "worked" a day in their lives.
Sometimes: I sometimes get told that I look like Audrina Patridge. I secretly worry that people are really just trying to tell me that I have ceiling eyes. Please don't let that be the case.
Never: I will never understand why Heidi went from this...
...there are no words.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Always: There are always at least 10 things in each 30 minute episode of this show that shock me.
To name a few...
*Honey Boo Boo's mom is only 33 years old and she's a grandma. She had her first child at 15 and that child just had her first child at 17.
*Each daughter (there are 4) has a different dad. Each dad has a criminal record.
*The mom is an extreme couponer. This shocks me because I didn't think there was enough brain power in that pretty little head of hers to even understand what a coupon is.
Never: I will never get over how crazy this family is. I love it. And I'll never stop watching.
Always: Bachelor Pad will always be my favorite reality show. Nothing compares.
Sometimes: I sometimes wish I could be cast on the Bachelor just to have a chance to be on Bachelor Pad. P.S. Don't worry Colton, I will sacrifice my Bachelor Pad dreams for you.
Never: I will never watch Bachelor Pad again if Chris and Sarah win. Okay, that's a lie. But I'll be seriously pissed. And then I'll be over it in like a week.
That's all I've got for you today.
I need to get back to my traumatized dog.
You see, Mace comes over on Thursday and Zoey has never been more terrified of anyone or anything in her life.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: 2 pound dogs + 2 year olds = a bad idea.
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